STOCK MARKETS AND GLASS
As markets around the world tumbled on September 17, 2008, a glass panel near the top of a Bank of America skyscraper in Midtown Manhattan fell more than 50 stories onto the street below and shattered. . . . (Ellen Simon, AP, 9/18/08) ������

As markets around the world tumbled on September 17, 2008, a glass panel near the top of a Bank of America skyscraper in Midtown Manhattan fell more than 50 stories onto the street below and shattered. . . . (Ellen Simon, AP, 9/18/08)

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Google Bordello

Google’s war on Our Nation’s Values takes many shapes, whether it be the liberal bias of their search algorithms or those terrorist-abetting maps to Donald Rumsfeld’s house. The latest slap in the face we’ve had to endure is their endorsement of the radical homosexual lifestyle, which has made one thing abundantly clear: We Christians really need to start looking for our porn elsewhere:

A Christian conservative activist in California says he will be using a new Internet search engine now that Google has publicly proclaimed its support for same-sex “marriage” and its opposition to the state’s marriage protection amendment. …

Randy Thomasson of the Campaign for Children and Families says young billionaires Sergey Brin and Larry Page (Google co-founder) have “replaced all notions of God’s truth by worshiping money as god.”

“You might have noticed that their website…actually avoids…Thanksgiving, diminishes holidays like the Fourth of July, gives sarcastic tribute to Easter and Christmas, and actually elevates more pagan-type holidays to their liking,” he points out. “So, it’s no surprise whatsoever.”

Lord knows how my Faith has been tested by those wicked holiday Google logos. Homosexuality never looks so appealing as when it’s in doodle form, and Andy Warhol’s birthday pretty much sent me over the edge — running home to watch Passions, lurking in AOL M4M chatrooms, and marathon sessions of ordering sample fabric swatches from Laura Ashley and Restoration Hardware; in short, the worst three years of my life.

While I suppose in theory I’ll miss the fact-checking Google allows, the truth of the matter is all that veracity was something of a drag, blogging-wise, and truthfully held me back. I’m looking forward to the brave new electronic frontier I’ll discover by relying solely on Christian search engines, or just by pulling shit wholesale out of my ass — maybe even Time’s blog of the year is in reach. Praise Him!

Google’s war on Our Nation’s Values takes many shapes, whether it be the liberal bias of their search algorithms or those terrorist-abetting maps to Donald Rumsfeld’s house. The latest slap in the face we’ve had to endure is their endorsement of the radical homosexual lifestyle, which has made one thing abundantly clear: We Christians really need to start looking for our porn elsewhere:

A Christian conservative activist in California says he will be using a new Internet search engine now that Google has publicly proclaimed its support for same-sex “marriage” and its opposition to the state’s marriage protection amendment. …

Randy Thomasson of the Campaign for Children and Families says young billionaires Sergey Brin and Larry Page (Google co-founder) have “replaced all notions of God’s truth by worshiping money as god.”

“You might have noticed that their website…actually avoids…Thanksgiving, diminishes holidays like the Fourth of July, gives sarcastic tribute to Easter and Christmas, and actually elevates more pagan-type holidays to their liking,” he points out. “So, it’s no surprise whatsoever.”

Lord knows how my Faith has been tested by those wicked holiday Google logos. Homosexuality never looks so appealing as when it’s in doodle form, and Andy Warhol’s birthday pretty much sent me over the edge — running home to watch Passions, lurking in AOL M4M chatrooms, and marathon sessions of ordering sample fabric swatches from Laura Ashley and Restoration Hardware; in short, the worst three years of my life.

While I suppose in theory I’ll miss the fact-checking Google allows, the truth of the matter is all that veracity was something of a drag, blogging-wise, and truthfully held me back. I’m looking forward to the brave new electronic frontier I’ll discover by relying solely on Christian search engines, or just by pulling shit wholesale out of my ass — maybe even Time’s blog of the year is in reach. Praise Him!

HENRY PAULSON
Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson arrived at the Treasury Department in the summer of 2006 following a long career at Goldman Sachs, where he was chairman and CEO. He is an avid birdwatcher and is past chairman of the Peregrine Fund and The Nature Conservancy. (Joelle Tessler, AP, 9/20/08) ������

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson arrived at the Treasury Department in the summer of 2006 following a long career at Goldman Sachs, where he was chairman and CEO. He is an avid birdwatcher and is past chairman of the Peregrine Fund and The Nature Conservancy. (Joelle Tessler, AP, 9/20/08)

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McCain Wants To Bomb Pakistan

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Sister Nancy Beth Eczema will be using the New Christian Search Engine.

I actually saw my first “Gas Line” since the 70s a couple of weeks ago. The Hy-Vee was selling gas one day for $2.99 a gallon between 4 and 6 p.m., and cars were lined up around several blocks! Some states are having shortages.

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Sister Nancy Beth Eczema will be using the New Christian Search Engine.

I actually saw my first “Gas Line” since the 70s a couple of weeks ago. The Hy-Vee was selling gas one day for $2.99 a gallon between 4 and 6 p.m., and cars were lined up around several blocks! Some states are having shortages.

The “John McCain: Apocalypse Now Redux” T-Shirt can be purchased at The Zencomix Online Market.

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FIRST FROSTS IN VERMONT
The average date of the first 32-degree reading in the autumn ranges from early September in Northeast Kingdom towns such as Canaan and East Haven to October 3 in Burlington, according to National Weather Service data. (Matt Sutkoski, BFP, 9/18/08) ������

The average date of the first 32-degree reading in the autumn ranges from early September in Northeast Kingdom towns such as Canaan and East Haven to October 3 in Burlington, according to National Weather Service data. (Matt Sutkoski, BFP, 9/18/08)

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BUTTERFLY EFFECT AND CHAOS THEORY
Edward Lorenz was a professor at MIT when he came up with the scientific concept that small effects lead to big changes, something known as the “butterfly effect.” He explained how something as minuscule as a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil changes the atmosphere in ways that could later trigger tornadoes in Texas. His [...]

Edward Lorenz was a professor at MIT when he came up with the scientific concept that small effects lead to big changes, something known as the “butterfly effect.” He explained how something as minuscule as a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil changes the atmosphere in ways that could later trigger tornadoes in Texas. His discovery of “deterministic chaos” brought about “one of the most dramatic changes in mankind’s view of nature since Sir Isaac Newton,” said the committee that awarded him the 1991 Kyoto Prize for basic science. Lorenz died in Cambridge, MA on April 16, 2008. He was 90. (From wire reports, BFP, 4/17/08)

LEHMAN BROTHERS
On Monday, September 15, 2008, when Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson said he never once considered putting taxpayer money at risk to resolve the problems at Lehman Brothers ($60 billion worth of soured real estate holdings), the Dow industrials dropped 504.48 points to close at 10,917.51. It was the sixth largest point drop ever and the [...]

On Monday, September 15, 2008, when Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson said he never once considered putting taxpayer money at risk to resolve the problems at Lehman Brothers ($60 billion worth of soured real estate holdings), the Dow industrials dropped 504.48 points to close at 10,917.51. It was the sixth largest point drop ever and the worst since September 17, 2001, when the average fell 684.81 points on the first day of trading after the attacks on the World Trade Center. (AP 9/16/08)